Hakuna Matata (HIV Medication)


An advert for Timon and Pumbaa's brand new HIV medication "Hakuna Matata"LYRICS:
TIMON: Hakuna Matata what a wonderful drug
PUMBAA: Hakuna Matata flush HIV down the plug
BOTH: It mean no worries for your balls or dick
Its our drowsy free, drug remedy
Hakuna Matata

Hi there I'm Timon and this heres my buddy Pumbaa (hi) were here to tell you all about our new HIV remedy Hakuna Matata its the latest in advance technology and will 100% cure all forms of HIV and other Sexually Transmitted Dieses.. Dont believe me take Pumbaa here.

TIMON: Why when he was a young warthog
PUMBAA: When I was a young WARTHOGGGGGGGG!
TIMON: Very nice
PUMBAA: Thanks

TIMON: He found hispenis lacked a certain appeal
When he got HIV and it wouldnt heal
PUMBAA: Its a sensitive dick thought it seemed so small
And it hurt every time I tried to pull
and oh the pain
TIMON: He was in pain
PUMBAA: When they called my dick lame
TIMON: It was so lame
PUMBAA: And I got devastated
TIMON: Howdid you feel?
PUMBAA: every time that I
TIMON: Hey Pumbaa not in front of the kids on youtube..
PUMBAA: Oh sorry

BOTH: Hakuna Matata what a wonderful drug
Hakuna Matata flush HIV down the plug
It means no worries for your balls or dick
Its our drowsy free, drug remedy

Hakuna Matata

DISCLAMER (TIMON): Hakuna Matata is not for everybody some of its side effect may cause drowsiness, vomiting, hair loss, castration, weight gain, cancer, birth defects, HIV and death

PUMBAA: May contain cyanide

TIMON: If you are pregnant, or between the ages of 5 and 97 Hakuna Matata is not for you.

PUMBAA:Also if you are experience any penis problems such as HIV, Guanaria, herpies then we dont recommend Hakuna Matata for you.

TIMON: If you penis falls off consult your doctor.

PUMBA: Hakuna Matata now available over the internet

TIMON: Will not cure HIV

BOTH: Its our drowsy free, drug remedy
Hakuna Matata - Pills and Tablets*




*Song cut off early so ended with "tabs" instead of tablets. Damn.

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